Who is better tom hanks or mel gibson?

If tom hanks and mel gibson were in a room together would they be friends or would they try to both act really like tough guys and beat up the other dude why can't tom hanks and mel gibson be friends I think they both like led ziplin maybe they could talk about that or something also if tom hanks tried on mel gibsons clothes would he look silly or not because I think mel gibson has a tiny chest but very very long arms like a monkey