Mr. Jones at the church ...?

Kind of like the 3 nuns who were killed in a car crash & arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter told them they needed to p a test before entering. So he asked the first one "who was the first man". The nun replied "Adam". And the lights flashed, bells rang, and the gate flew open and the nun walked in. St. Peter asked the 2nd one "who was the first woman?" The nun said Eve: and the lights flashed, bells rang, and the gate flew open. St Peter realized that these questions were too easy for nuns.....so he asked the 3rd nun "what did the first woman say to the first man?" The nun thought and thought and thought. Finally - she said "gosh, that's a hard one." And......the lights flashed, the bells rang, and the gate flew open.