What do girls think when they apply their makeup?

I am going to look so HOT! I look so pretty. Do boys prefer natural look? I will make my eyes POP! My eyebrows re too thick/why do girls have eyebrows? Too much blush I look like Pikachu-well its MY face I look how I want. I put on too much/I put on too little. Why does my hair stick to my lips? I need to gloss them! I look very y. My eyelashes are too short. How does Cheryl Cole/Jordan/VB look so goregoeus? Do I look like Drag Queen/ Star/Goth/Chav/Clown/Bimbo/Tart? I hate my spots/eyes/nose/lips. I look Perfect/Grgeous/y! I want to cake it on! I should have chosen a brighter red! How should I do my hair? Does my makeup match my dress? I wish I was a Boy! I need facelift/botox/lip plumper! Why does it take 2 hours to look 'natural'? Is my face too orange? My boyfriend hates makeup so I'll do more! My husband loves made-up look so I'll do Less-he should like my natural face! ****, this is too much for daytime look!